Total Medals Earned: 31,253 (From 3,551 different games.) Total Medal Score: 719,020 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (200/500 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/15 (95/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (390/390 points)
Beat the 5th level in the Story Mode
Hold 1,000 Triangles all at once
Beat the Boss in the last level
Beat all levels on Hard Mode
Collect 45 of the 90 special Large Triangles in the game.
Upgrade the same item 10 or more times
Get at least one of every type of item
Collect all 90 Large Triangles
Medals Earned: 6/6 (250/250 points)
Put one point into each town perk
Earn 30 coins
Buy all the farmer upgrades
Earn 25 gems
Kill 300 zombies
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter