Total Medals Earned: 29,747 (From 3,462 different games.) Total Medal Score: 679,970 Points
Medals Earned: 13/15 (125/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (500/500 points)
Click the taco
Buy at least 1 of every upgrade
Buy every price/cheese upgrade
Buy every multiplier/topping upgrade
Buy every mps/store upgrade
Buy every upgrade
Click the taco 1,000 times
Have at least 5,000 dollars
Buy every upgrade before day 3
Type "TACO"
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get to night 1
Upgrade each upgrade at least twice
Upgrade price to 10
Upgrade multiplier to 10
Upgrade customer rate to 10
Upgrade everything to 10
Have a satisfied customer without upgrading the customer rate
Get bad ending A
Get bad ending B
Get the neutral ending
Get the good ending
Get the golden taco (Have at least $100000)
Attempt to get money in the title screen
Medals Earned: 8/8 (370/370 points)
Get 10 headshots.
Get 10 kills.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 kills.
Get 1,000 headshots.
Get 1,000 kills.
Earn 4 stars for all game modes.
Prestige your profile.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
You hutned down a Zubat.
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (75/75 points)
Receive the gem
Find all five rats
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
Finish Act II
Finish Act I
Medals Earned: 4/4 (75/75 points)
Lose on level one
Beat the first fifteen levels.
Beat twenty-five levels.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (480/480 points)
Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission
You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission
Purchase 10 squads in a mission
Open a treasure chest
Complete a mission with the Perfect rating
Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria
Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult
Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde
Control 7 obelisks at the same time
Complete the Icedales Cult campaign
Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission
Control 20 squads at the same time
Control 7 mines at the same time
Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission
Control 7 farms at the same time
Collect 3000 gold in a mission
Complete the Crimson Horde campaign
Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission
Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign
Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating