Total Medals Earned: 29,746 (From 3,462 different games.) Total Medal Score: 679,945 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the Game
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
Chainsaw the children
Ever wanted to know what's inside of a Castle Crasher helmet?
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You found the Medal Medal!
Congrats you found the Preloader Medal
You found the secret Mr.Mabs on the Menu
Find all the Bruhbarians
Medals Earned: 12/12 (295/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (150/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
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