Total Medals Earned: 32,989 (From 3,739 different games.) Total Medal Score: 771,160 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/310 points)
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
Absorb ALL the magic
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 17/19 (425/475 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (305/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Defeat Santa!
Defeat the Yeti
Collect all 25 cards